Mug Runcher

Dyslexic Lesbian, this term can also be used to indicate lesbian with low IQ.

That butch Mug Runcher over at the bar is just so dumb she wears her dungarees backwards.

by sue the rottweiler March 5, 2008

Ranch Rangoon

A style of rangoon often eaten in Korea. Its comparable to crab rangoon, but substitutes ranch for crab. Recently popularized in southern US.

Dan: What should I order to eat?
Mike: You've gotta try the ranch rangoon. Its amazing

by Biggest Dawg Out There May 13, 2020

Dusty Rancher

A dusty rancher is a person who likes to have vile gas passed in their face while they perform oral sex.

Tom realized he was a dusty rancher when Tina farted in his face and he liked it.

by sacredburro November 17, 2011

bacteria rancher

A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.

It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.

Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!

Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!

by ausxau June 18, 2017

Ram Ranch 60

The sixtieth installation in the Ram Ranch Cinematic universe, this Ram Ranch has the cowboys go to the planet Mars on a spacecraft, and buttfucking Justin Bieber at the same time while they go there.

"Yo, on the spacecraft to Mars!"
"Justin Bieber, getting buttfucked!"

Person: Yo, have you seen Ram Ranch 60?
Person 2 (You, the reader): Fuck yea! That's one of the best in the entire series!

by The Boi's May 5, 2021

Neverland Ranch

Michael Jackson's home. A Giant amusement park and also a zoo...And everything was free! People could spend their whole days on rides, eating candy.

Michael Jackson wanted a place where he could have his childhood back : instead, it became a way for greedy parents to make some cash by throwing false accusations at the superstar.

-Ask Michael to invite you again at the Neverland Ranch, Jimmy.
-Yeah! Thanks mom, why are you so kind to me?
-We have an extortion plan with our lawyers and we need to...NEVERMIND Jimmy, it's only for you to have some fun.

by 79centsplustaxes March 16, 2012

Runchie

A term used meaning very beastly at something. Not to get it confused with raunchy.

Man that guy is runchie at volleyball.

by pimp daddy me October 5, 2009