Chinese Fruit Roll-Up

When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.

Man, I went down on my girl last night and had a Chinese fruit roll-up later for dessert.

by MrInevitability July 14, 2017

Alabama fruit roll up

A sexual act in which you eat a girl on her period out and the blood and white chunks of discharge are left on your face until they dry. You then peel it off in strips and eat it like a fruit roll up.

My girl didn't want to have sex last night because of her period, but I'm a real man, so I gave her an Alabama fruit roll up.

by Jungle11B December 5, 2017

fish roll up

a cigar filled with weed that you use as a dido on your gf before you smoke it

there's so much pussy juice on this thing

yeah man its gonna be a good fish roll up today

by Hawaii_5oh9 March 28, 2017

Fruit roll up

Someone who is so crazy but thinks they are normal.

The person just has so many issues rolled into one there's no point in trying to understand it.

There's just no hope and you just accept it and move on.

Person 1: i am so glad we got out of there. What's that crack head's problem.
Person 2: idk he's a fruit roll up.

by DayZzz October 27, 2020

fart roll up

when you fart and it rolls up to the top of your crack.

guys i just farted and i had a fart roll up

by kayyyyyy7 January 17, 2021

Fruit roll up

a gay nigga who does a drive by

bro this gay guy did a drive by my house
so a fruit roll up?

by coochie.lickin.bandit October 31, 2018

Shit roll up hill

when a guy stronger hurts you mentally and physically, so you knock out a person stronger than him.

Guy: a guy from grade 11 hurt me, but i refused to tell
Guy 2: Whadja do?
Guy: I knocked out the strongest guy on the ground and threatened to knock anyone if they dared to give me shit!, even the guy that knocked me out thought he was next, now i'm king of pain
Guy 2: Didja get caught
Guy: even the principal thought his life was on the line. i make shit roll up hill

by your best idiot April 8, 2010