This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.
John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”
by weird_eli January 5, 2023

Wife Rogan "This is not how people should be interacting with one another."
Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."
Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

When someone in a group of friends. suddenly starts talking about bizarre conspiracies dominating the conversation.
Often using made up statistics , and using the word sheeple to describe anyone with an opposite hire.
Often using made up statistics , and using the word sheeple to describe anyone with an opposite hire.
OMG, that was intense , Dave went full Rogan. As a woman I can cope with Mansplaining , but when they go Rogan you cannot argue with them.
by Tuneraider November 30, 2024

Rogan is super funny and really creative, They have big personalities and They don't need to pretend about who they are. They always think about the positives and never let anything get to them.
by *Someone_random* December 12, 2022

by Someone who’s weird November 27, 2019

The name of the up-and-coming street drug combination. Originating in Cecil county, Md the ‘Joe Rogan experience’ is a smokable combination (unknowingly present in most vape pens) of DMT and a lethal dose of Fentanyl
The goal of which being to break through just moments before slipping into the afterlife.
Survivors recall visions of angelic dodecahedrons bestowing knowledge to those who believe.
The goal of which being to break through just moments before slipping into the afterlife.
Survivors recall visions of angelic dodecahedrons bestowing knowledge to those who believe.
by TrumpSquidFishingVideo October 22, 2023

by Markus Jahad June 17, 2024
