roflmaobama

Before the election, what you said if you were a hardcore Obama fan.

"OH GOD, OBAMA'S PENIS IS 2 INCHES... FROM THE FLOOR!"

"ROFLMAOBAMA!"

by crazyface123444321 January 24, 2009

roflmaobama

To be such a hardcore Obama fan you name internet lingo after him.

"THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT JOBAMA'S BLUEBERRY!!!!"

"ROFLMAOBAMA!!!!"

by CrazyVengeance January 27, 2009

roflmaoaomsatwjbs

stands for 'Roll On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Although Only Metaphorically Speaking As That Would Just Be Stupid'.

'dude, I just farted!'
'ROFLMAOAOMSATWJBS!'
'yeah lol. So, when's the funeral?'

by lt2010 February 18, 2010

ROFLMAOOLWBMFOWFL

rolling on floor laughing my ass off out loud while breaking many fragile objects with flailing limbs

"(somthing funny)"
"ROFLMAOOLWBMFOWFL!!!"

by Lidec2L November 4, 2009

roflmaoolocks

Rolling
On the
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off
Out
Loud
Out of
Control
Krazy
Style

Did you see ND and C7 make out last night?

Yup roflmaoolocks!!!!

by NDlovesC7 March 31, 2004

ROFLMAOUIVSM

A composite word using common (and not so common) internet acronyms.

Here is a break down:
Rofl : Roll On Floor Laughing
MAO : My Ass Off
UIVSM : Until I Violently Soiled Myself

Used to show that you found something so incredibly funny that you lost control of your anal sphincter in an extremely violent way.
First seen on LED boards at a Blue Man Group stage performance.

Friend: *Insert particularly hilarious joke*
You: Oh man I just Roflmaouivsm!!

by Weaseal December 30, 2008

ROFLMAOSHIGRP

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off...
SO
HARD
I
GET
RECTAL
PROLAPSE

During an IM Conversation....

Chick: Haha that's funny! LOL.
Guy: ROFL
Chick: Yeah right you're rolling on the floor.
Guy: ROFLMAO
Chick: Pff...Yeah right you really laughed your ass off.
Guy: No seriously. I swear. I totally LMAO. Literally.

Chick: Liar.
Guy: Actually, I think I need to go the the hospital. I laughed so hard I think a bit of my ass just came out. It hurts, a lot.
Chick: OMG! That's called a rectal prolapse! Your rolling on the floor and laughing so hard exploded your rectum!
Guy: ROFLMAOSHIGRP (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard I got rectal prolapse).
Chick: I'm so hot for you now.

by rectalprolapseman August 11, 2010