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Roffle Pig

"Roffle" is a compound-word. When a girl is bored at work and needs a male to entertain her the male can, unwittingly - and often without his knowledge, become her "Roffle Pig".
The male requires low self-esteem and no "actual work" to do.

This, in no way relates to the physical appearance of the individual.

The term "Roffle Pig" was first coined on the 31st of July 2009

PIG
Informal person regarded as being piglike, greedy, or gross.

ROFL

is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.
Question:
Do you have your very own roffle pig?

Answer
I do have a roffle pig, as it happens. He truffles for roffles all day long *purely* on my behalf.
by 1obster July 31, 2009
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Roflhawk

A term similar to "Roflcopter" decipting the hawk VTOL aircraft from Halo Wars, but funnier, with a T- bagging spartan sitting on top and a catapult that shoots lolcats.
"OMG tha roflhawk iz owning mai base!!"
by mAstuur ch33f December 10, 2009
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ROFFLMFAOAD

Rolling on f***ing floor laughing my f***ing ass off and dying
I ROFFLMFAOAD when I saw that dude get kicked in the nuts by that 4 yr old girl.
by dragonk2612 September 3, 2010
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rofflemow

how you would pronounce roflmao when you say it out loud. also used in a YouTUBE video, as a spoof of the Muppet's Sketch: "Mahna mah na"
"Rofflemow. Do dooooo dododo. Rofflemow. Do dodoo do...."
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*insert SPAM here plz*
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ROFFL

Rolling On the Floor fucking Loudly.

To be used between parties who are each aware of the meaning. In the case that someone sees you using it, you may claim its a typo on wordROFL/word.
by H4Inf August 30, 2003
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roflhhoctagko

"Rolling On Floor Laughing, Hitting Head On Coffee Table And Getting Knocked Out." (copyright InerLogic ca. 1998)

to be used when something is so over the top funny, that ROFLOL just isn't enough.
person 1: "Hey did you hear the Vice-President shot some old lawyer in the face, and the guy lived, and the Veep isn't going to jail?"

person 2: roflhhoctagko!
by inerlogic September 12, 2007
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ROFFLE!!

rolling on the floor laughing.....
take off of rofl
some random:did u see summer hights high last night?
person 2: yeah ROFFLE!!
by $$$MIKEY42$$$ November 27, 2007
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