Risexual

A bisexual robot

Robot son: Mommy, is it okay to like both robots that are male and those that are female? I mean, is it okay to be risexual?

Robot mother: DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR.

by G Z April 7, 2009

riser burn

Abrasions on the side of the neck that US Army Paratroopers may sometimes get as the result of their parachute risers coming into contact with their neck during the deployment of their parachute.

This is experienced mainly by inexperienced jumpers who don't know to keep their chin on their chest when they exit an aircraft, or by badasses who like to look up to actually watch their parachute canopy as it deploys and opens and don't mind a little riser burn in order to do that.

>> What the fuck, Airborne? Is that riser burn on your neck or some kind of fucking eczema?

>> What, this? Oh no, your mom left those bite marks all over my neck, now shut the fuck up before I fuck your sister, puke on your girlfriend, and fistfuck you in the ass around the PT track while I sing cadence, you cherry fucking homo.

by ABN_PMPN505 June 18, 2011

Rise Client

op clarinet for bypassing on multi-server and hypixel, shits on every other client in existance. can be bought on intent store

Person 1: daym tf is your client
Person 2: rise client :sunglase:

by princekinfan59ex November 4, 2021

Rise up lights

What an American says when desiring to speak in an Australian accent. Sounds like "Razer blades."

Guy 1: Have you ever wanted to speak in an Australian accent?
Guy 2: Dude yes!
Guy 1: Just say "rise up lights" and you'll be saying "razor blades" in an Australian accent!
Guy 2: Wow dude you're right!

by themistercray August 30, 2013

Morning Riser

Another way to identify morning wood, or an erection men may experience upon waking.

Old Lawrence woke up with a morning riser, in defiance of God's will.

by Turdferguson October 8, 2015

Rise and Grind

1 - An Attitude, when first waking, to hit everything in your life, from your Treigning to your job, to the relationships and bonds formed with other people, with a relentless and progressive force; to always keep pushing towards success, and continual progress, through both happiness and hardship, with strength of character and unyielding resolve.

2 - In Life as defined by physics, a form of movement, in all things, that is of a constant, progressive state, that begins the moment one wakes and never ceases, even through rest.

J: "Rise and Grind, a Great day lies before us, time to push it to the limit"

K: "With the Olympics so close, it's time to Rise and Grind and begin another amazing day in pursuit of Gold!"

by Koalinho October 25, 2011

Get a rise

To trigger a response or provoke a reaction, often of embarrassing or otherwise emotional nature.

To get a rise out of a homophobic person, you just have to tease them as if they are homosexual.

by Downplay August 11, 2014