by Ty August 26, 2004
OMG, that burrito from Humbertos tore my stomach up. I was in the bathroom doing the rhino for like an hour.
by Jon Thurston August 29, 2009
When you steal your mom's or your g/f's Dildo(It's funnier if it's a floppy one that resembles a penis), You then strap said dildo to your forehead and go running down the street chanting " LOOK AT ME, I'M A FUCKING RHINO!!!!! "
by X-Cel June 17, 2008
A pick up line asked by a fat guy to a good looking girl. Smashed by a rhino is a pick up line meaning have you ever had sex with a fat guy.
by TwoCowUp April 20, 2015
The act of forcefully smashing another person's anus with your knee, usually when they are bent over. If victim is standing, distributor of said act may grasp victim's shoulders to ensure they won't avoid a vicious Gay Rhino.
Person 1: "Dude my anus still hurts from that gay rhino the other day."
Person 2: "Haha yeah, I really dug my knee up your butt hard."
Person 2: "Haha yeah, I really dug my knee up your butt hard."
by bigoldfatguy October 09, 2011
The state of being so drunk that one might very well begin crawling on the floor. Equally, if whilst crawling on the floor, it were suggested that you ought to play with a plastic rhinoceros, you wouldn't be opposed to it. Comparable to crunk, but referring to someone who is intoxicated to a greater extent.
Person: Hey man, I heard you started doing "crazy shit" last night, how drunk were you?
Buddy of person: Oh man, I was rhino-drunk. I'm quite hungover this morning.
Buddy of person: Oh man, I was rhino-drunk. I'm quite hungover this morning.
by HMS Secretive October 22, 2008
by Rhinoup April 11, 2017