Quasi-Biblical

1. A term denoting a belief or system of beliefs having at least partial reference to, or derivation from the Bible. Often not substantiated by any widely accepted Judeo-Christian doctrine(s).

2. Inferences made from Biblical text not directly referenced or clearly established therein.

3. The system of beliefs held by the Jehovah witness currently standing at you're front door. Open the door and tell him he is a Quasi-Biblical piece of poop shit and that, no, you do not want a Jesus cookie.

Tom, you're beliefs are Quasi-Biblical. God did not create the Human Centipede on the 6th day of creation.

by HesDeadJim May 26, 2011

Quasi-hump

Noun or Verb: Inspired by Quasimodo. An obstacle or “hunchback” (if you will) that unexpectedly screws up your routine. Almost as if your day was going to be straight, i.e. your predetermined plan or a normal person’s spine, until some happiness offender throws metaphoric garbage in your path. Quasimodo had to get over looking like Streganonna, performing manual labor (probably without disability compensation), and living in the hot gypsy friend-zone. If no one threw him a quasi-hump he would have AT LEAST been an option on “Which Disney Prince Would You Marry”, and worst case scenario tied with the Beast. Aka the equivalent of a 400-pound creature with excessive body hair.

1. I was killing it on the dance floor until the DJ quasi-humped my night by turning on Nickelback.
2. Took a bite of a “chocolate chip” cookie.. Oatmeal raisin. Total quasi-hump.

by ModoMere December 2, 2015

Quadsipoo

When you get a Quad kill in a Video-Game

I hoped on Call of Duty Mitch and I hit a sick Quadsipoo

by Lightning© January 10, 2018

quissia

Quissia means someone who is very athlectic and also beautiful and who is very protective of her friends and family. Mess with her,friends, or family. Watch out.

I have a cousin who very athletic her name is Quissia.

by Twinsies22 March 22, 2018

quassle

a name you call you bff that you are very close with.

'omg is that quassle over there?"
"whos quassle?"
"my adopted sister"

by freaking_genius October 9, 2020

Quagsire

Quagsire is a Pokemon. It is a rather plump fish that is blue, except for a long purple fin that runs down its back. It has a wide smiling face and two nose holes. Quagsire evolves from Wooper. It is the 195th Pokemon in the Pokedex. It stands at 4' 07' and weighs 165.3 pounds. It is a Water and Ground type. Its weakness is grass. It is the "water fish" Pokemon. According to its description on the Pokemon website, "It has an easygoing nature. It doesn’t care if it bumps its head on boats and boulders while swimming."

Trainer: I just caught a Quagsire!

by CNETZ February 8, 2021

Quasi

When two people are in a relationship that they are extremely unsure about and won't admit anything to their friends about where their relationship is going.

Often times roommates will plan their night around hanging out with their "quasi" so that they won't jeopardize friendships including bromances.

Dave: "Yo Bro, what you up to this week man?"
Brian: "I'm hanging out with the quasi on Monday."
Dave: "Waaa, allright bro I guess that I will plan something with my quasi on Monday so that we can bro-out the rest of the week"

by Coriah April 3, 2009