Redneck Quarter

A unit of currency consisting of 3 pennies and a .22 rifle cartridge glued together thus .03 + .22 = .25

Bubba shot the soda machine after it refused to take his redneck quarters.

by flaminnagey November 20, 2010

Quaranpeeve

Something that usually doesn't bother you much but during social distancing and quarantining drives you bats*** crazy.

"If I hear Tom Selleck say 'Look...this isn't my first rodeo' one more time, I'm gonna lose my damn mind. It's a real quaranpeeve lately."

"That stupid timeshare commercial is my latest quaranpeeve."

by Luvrte66 October 23, 2020

Road Sign Quarterback

A simple game with one or more players. Consist of driving along empty highway, taking empty bottles, usually freshly consumed, throwing them from the moving vehicle at oncoming road signs. One point per smashed bottle. For the ametures this is easily accomplished from the passanger side of the vehicle, but the seasoned veterans have been known to score a few points from the drivers side.

Man, I was 500 last night at Road Sign Quarterback while driving up here.

by Wayside September 25, 2006

quarantina

Women who are learning to cope with life in the age of the coronavirus. Quarantinas don’t need men to keep them busy or to rescue them. They are developing their talent as artists, they are reading serious literature, they are meditating and becoming whole. Not to be confused with quarantinos who are dumbass men with foot fetishes.

Adrian is a badass quarantina. Did you see her new paintings in that online art opening?

by Hardy5 March 22, 2020

quarny

An intense state of horniness due to being stuck alone, or with someone you don’t want to sleep with, in quarantine.

I’ve been stuck on lockdown for two weeks and feelin’ super quarny!

by Pickletickle April 2, 2020

The Quarantine Time Paradox

The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.

March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"

by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

Quarter Waters

A water based drink usually priced at 25 cents. Thus the name. Usually packaged in a plastic barrel shaped container.They originally came in three flavors ; grape, fruit punch, orange. Now available in Lime and Blue.

" Antonio please run to the store and buy me 2 dollars worth of Quarter Waters."

by Nippy Leaks October 7, 2009