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Killing Puppies

John and I were killing puppies before going to the David Bowie concert.
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pounding the puppies

Honestly, if that is all you got done in 5 hours you don't have to say another word. It's obvious you were pounding the puppies while I was gone.

lazy procrastination
by TheBigCanucklehead March 12, 2015
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putting your puppies in the bath

The act of squeezing your balls into the ass of a woman and the fucking her pussy with your dick. As you can imagan this is quite hard to do, just like putting to puppise in a bath tube. So that is it putting your puppies (balls) in the bath (ass).
Alex: 'That girl you went with last night a a wild rep any of it true?'

Graham: 'Yes, she loved anal and then she said to me put my balls in her ass and fuck her pussy, so I thought this is freaky but what the hell and gave it a try. Man its hard work to get your balls into a bitchs ass, they keep on wanting to pop out.'

Alex: 'So its like putting your puppies in the bath.'

Graham: 'Yep, so that rep is true my man.'
by littel jon April 12, 2007
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puppies fucking kittens

1. When a situation or a statement made by a friend makes no sense at all. 2. When your at a loss for words
Dave: Yo man, this morning around 3 i fell into a wormhole, lost the rabbit i was saving in my backpocket for later, got my leg cut from the switch blade that gangbanger shot out of his elephant trunk blowgun, and ate cold pizza.

Tony: Puppies fucking kittens man

Dave: What part don't you understand dumbass?
by tkettle June 29, 2010
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blouse puppies

The hidden treasure of a woman's blouse. See synonyms at breasts, boobs.
She has some very nice blouse puppies!
by Reh May 3, 2004
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fudge puppies

word to say when you wanna say f*** but there is a respectable adult in the room like ssshhhhugar, or flimble
by team radish June 26, 2005
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Sweater Puppies

Look at the sweater puppies in that kennel.
by 4thirty November 2, 2008
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