Python

A cousin of the term Anaconda, the word Python also refers to a dick.

Someone who says they like Python is actually trying to hint to you that they enjoy dick.

As a statement of truth: "I have a huge-ass Python"

As a pickup line: "My python's very happy to see you"

As a euphemism for liking dick: "I like Python"

by OVERLORD11 February 20, 2011

Pythonator

Monstrous, possibly apocryphal constrictor snake alleged to dwarf both the prehistoric Titanoboa and the supposed Amazonian Megaconda. Claimed to grow to 200ft in length and several feet thick. Name derives from a fusion of python and Terminator (James Cameron film franchise). Thought to frequent Polynesia.

The Pythonator could be capable of devouring whole elephants

by Slitherhippy February 6, 2009

vermonty python

coffee ice cream with chocolate liquer and chocolate cows. YUMMINESS. Monty Python fans with understand.

Kait: Hey vandy. Whatcha eatin?
Vandy: vermonty python.
Kait: ooh, can I have some?
Vandy: No.
Kait: bitch.

by vandykait July 16, 2009

24 inch pythons

"Hollywood" Hulk Hogan's highly exagerrated arm measurements.

at the most, Hulk Hogan's "24 inch pythons" were 21-22 inches in their prime

by mike potter September 25, 2005

Pythonesque

Seeking the complete abstract form of humor. Mostly residing in sequences of humorous material that isnt in the slightest related to one another...

Monty Python

by GameTrax September 16, 2002

Brown Python

The act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then using said frozen defecation as a dildo.

Where one craps into a condom, sticks it in the freezer and then later uses it for sexual purposes.

A last ditch resort for a woman who finds herself without a dildo.

"I couldn't find any batteries for my vibrator, so I had to make a brown python instead."

by kasairashi August 21, 2011

Pythonathon

Watching every Monty Python movie back-to-back in one sitting.

Zack is having everyone over for a Pythonathon on his new blu-ray player.

by Improbable Cause December 6, 2011