Vermonty 

Someone who lives in Vermont but travels long distances to and from work. Usually arriving late to work and blaming the traffic or car problems for the reason of arriving late

Vermonty can not work for you on a weekend

Vermonty by Friendly 309 April 15, 2021

vermonty python 

coffee ice cream with chocolate liquer and chocolate cows. YUMMINESS. Monty Python fans with understand.

Kait: Hey vandy. Whatcha eatin?
Vandy: vermonty python.
Kait: ooh, can I have some?
Vandy: No.
Kait: bitch.

vermonty python by vandykait July 16, 2009

Send the Vermont 

When you want a female to send you the Vagina and Tit pic, you cordially ask her to send you the Vermont (VT).

Girl, you got me in a certain state... and I think we're ready to cross state lines... can you send the Vermont (VT)?

Send the Vermont by Rubberdicky September 17, 2017

Vermont

The only state where hippies and rednecks some how co-exist.

Hippie: I love trees and lots of weed

Redneck: thats nice, I like to shoot things with my 105+ gun collection!

Hippie: *rips joint* far out. Vermont is dank, man.

Vermont by DanTheLongHairedMan April 2, 2019

Vermont Tattoo

While having sex in the woods doggystyle the male puts tree sap on his fingers and paints a design on the female's back. The male then comes on the sap leaving the female with a sticky work of art.

Johnny gave Bobby-Sue a Vermont Tattoo last night in the woods behind Timmy's house. It took her two hours to wash it off.

Vermont Tattoo by Mr. Cletus October 2, 2010

Vermont

A very windy state due to the fact that New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.

Timmy: Why is it so windy here in Vermont?
Becky: Because New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.

Vermont by teflondicky December 28, 2005

vermonting the door 

To aggressively scrape the bottom of a car door on the high street curbs in Vermont towns.

Andy was repeatedly Vermonting the door of our rental car on our trip to Brattleboro, VT

vermonting the door by Double Z September 29, 2021