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babe paralysis

A temporary state whereby one's motor skills are severe impeded by the need to spontaneously interact with an extraordinarily attractive women.
Jon, suffered a bout of babe paralysis, rendering him a blabbering idiot when he turned and bumped into Olga, a Miss World finalist, at the airport in St. Petersberg.
by WarpFactorFive October 14, 2011
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parallel snarking

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.
1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."
by scatterfan September 16, 2009
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Parallel liar

Someone whose lies never meet up ( like parallel lines)
{insert African accent}
That boy is such a parallel liar, don't trust him
Her lies never meet up, she's the definition of a parallel liar
Never trust these parallel liars
by Chocolate swirl xxx November 9, 2017
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paralyzationalizedetaded

gets shot with an arrow and can only rotate on the x axis or the y axis i dont know i cant do math, but sadness ue ue ue ue
Ranboo: *shoots sam* oh no what have i done
Sam: *is paralyzationalizedetaded *
Ranboo: UE UE UE UE UE *sad fucking cat meows or seal noises or something*
by tostitos ?? March 3, 2021
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23rd Parallel Axiom

The axiom that states that Asian women from below the 23rd North Parallel are disproportionately hot. The converse is also true; north of the 23rd Parallel shows low average hotness.
Man 1: Man, that Asian woman was hot!
Man 2: Cool, where was she from?
Man 1: Vietnam, I believe.
Man 2: Exactly, it's the 23rd Parallel Axiom at work.
by ShempHoward2020 September 29, 2020
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email paralysis

The inability to send or reply to emails in a timely manner, caused either by their overwhelming number, or an individual's own shortcomings that stem from spineless avoidance of interpersonal communication.
My grandmother's email never received a reply; email paralysis left me ineffectual.
by Brett March 8, 2005
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Parallel

The alternate version of how your life is playing out. The negative to the positive.
When Machlis regresses each of them they find that though the mirror
image world may look the same on the surface, it is bubbling underneath
with malevolence and the very darkest of desires. Both Neil and Heather
soon become addicted to the danger and uninhibited nature of
the parallel and it rapidly takes its toll on them. We see the pivotal
moments of their romance played out in the parallel with very different and
very chilling outcomes.
by Launceston Elliot February 20, 2015
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