Employee 1 "I can't believe our boss is going to make us use this new equipment, it is a piece of shit"
Employee 2 "We should implement the 2-point plan on him"
Employee 2 "We should implement the 2-point plan on him"
by Adolph Allernipple December 10, 2009
Get the 2-point plan mug.A product differentiation strategy that involves releasing multiple variations of the same product with just notable differences in each successive generation to the point where consumers feel they must upgrade. If the gap between the product the consumer owns and the product the company just released is 2 generation apart or larger, the consumer's product is outdated to the point that its value has plummeted to levels where resell value is less than half of the original cost and/or the company has cut off support for the product either formally or in a de facto manner (e.g. releasing updates to iOS that consume increasing amounts of RAM since it is designed to run on the newer harder with more RAM, but the older hardware becomes defunct because all of its RAM is being used to run the operating system and not any programs, such as music).
I got the iPhone when it came out, but I want to get the iPhone 3GS because it's half an ounce lighter. Unfortunately, the Steve Jobs Business Plan has rendered my iPhone worthless.
by Alpha19745 May 23, 2011
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The act of "Hatching a plan". As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. The act of sitting down, pondering and planing how to achieve something.
by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020
Get the Hatch a plan mug.1)A bull shit assignment given to nursing students who have a lot of better things to do. Professors give these when they know the students don't have the time for it. Usually consists of at least 20 nursing diagnosis, and complete bull shit.
Joe: Fuck, i got this 20 page care plan to do.
Erin: Yeah me too, fuck those professors it's not like REAL nurses actually do these things... They just copy and paste.
Erin: Yeah me too, fuck those professors it's not like REAL nurses actually do these things... They just copy and paste.
by AliceBobCarol March 6, 2009
Get the Care Plan mug.A plandid is a photograph of a person that is taken to look candid, but has been planned. This means the picture is meant to look like it was taken unbeknownst to the person in it. Any girl who is an "instagram model " will have dozens of these. Examples include hikers walking into the distance, a group of girls all fake laughing at a non-existent joke, etc.
Did you see Tracy's new profile pic where she is looking off into the distance? Definitely a plandid.
by orangedizzle December 23, 2014
Get the Plandid mug.1. The smallest measurable length, 1.616 * 10^-35 meters.
2. The distance light travels in one Planck time, 5.39 * 10^-44 seconds.
3. The length of your penis.
2. The distance light travels in one Planck time, 5.39 * 10^-44 seconds.
3. The length of your penis.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
Get the Planck length mug.A phrase used to describe a good, lucky, or fortunate situation. This is used in reference to Drake’s song, God’s Plan.
Person 1: I was at the grocery store and was short 25 cents, but the lady behind me noticed and gave me a quarter.
Person 2: God’s Plan!
Person 2: God’s Plan!
by panda.express September 5, 2018
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