No, I don't want to take my pants off

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.

Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."

by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 10, 2010

sad in the pants

1 )When a person is subject to something so depressing or disheartening that it eliminates or prevents all evidence of sexual arousal.

2 )The opposite of being happy in the pants.

1 )Shannon was really mean to me before Christmas; I was sad in the pants for a whole week.

2 )Today Claire told me that just because I was necessary didn't mean I was important. That made me sad in the pants.

by Michael Thomas May 3, 2007

space pants

Pants that make one's ass look out of this world.

"Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

conservative pants

A term to describe the clothes worn by a man that is attempting to appear older and more mature than he actually is. Usually used to impress an older woman.

Mike's been all about the conservative pants ever since he's been with that older girl. Oh Mikey!

by Knot Important 2o1 January 5, 2008

Pants Antler

According to some canadian online videographers, this term is slang for the man organ one carries in his pants.

If you are needing to go pretty bad, you may drain your pants antler behind that tree over there.

by sealver December 14, 2010

pants soup

The wetness in a womans underwear derived from feelings of inexplicable pleasure. A.K.A creaming your

"That guy was so hot, just looking at him gave me pants soup"

"3 dates and no sex. I'm drowning in pants soup"

" It's my day off. I'm just gonna lie in bed, watch porn, and whip up a batch of pants soup."

by Ms. Clamchowder November 8, 2013

Plants vs Zombies

A game made as well as originally distributed by PopCap, Plants vs. Zombies is a Tower Defense game were players unlock and choose specific plants to fight an army of zombies threatening to eat their brains. The first game was published in 2009, and ever since PopCap was bought by EA, more games (a sequel, two shooter spinoffs, and a card game) have been released.

Amongst the roster of plants, they can be classified into several categories - the plants either generate SUN which you use to place more plants; some are environment modifiers. Some apply negative effects to the zombies; some outright damage them.

This Plants vs Zombies game is actually kinda addictive.

by J-Son B. Retta February 19, 2018