Eligible Puss

A female of age 18 or older categorized as a minimum of a soft 5 on the hotness scale.

Ryan, there is so much eligible puss at this party.

by Another frat guy December 2, 2019

glamour puss

a sexually attractive woman who is very interested in her clothes and appearance.

Love those sexy shoes. That girl's a glamour puss!

by waitandlisten December 13, 2007

Battery Puss

When a girls vag is so gross that it actually shocks your tongue just like when you lick a 9V battery.

Battery puss can shock the tongue If you're not careful.

by Ronnie... November 11, 2006

Skunk Puss

A phrase used to describe female with a toxic, foul smelling vagina that rivals the Chernobyl accident. Don't be fooled by the cover of the book here, bros. Typically Skunk Puss is experienced in women you bring home from the bars or clubs so proceed with caution.

Guy 1: Hey Derp, look at that those two chicks sitting by themselves. We should go talk to them and see if we can pull some random strange tonight.

Guy 2: Thats not random strange bro. I know one of those chicks. The one on the left is herpette, Derp herpsons Ex GF. She's got mad skunk puss dude. And if she's got it I dont trust any Scally wags she hangs out with either.

Guy 1: Ah shit, good call Derp. We better Evac this Haz waste containment.

by Sir Derp of herppington October 15, 2011

Puss Pie

Someone who is cowardly, and won't stand up for himself or his companion. A wuss.

wuss

Show him what's what...don't be such a puss pie!

by Christina and Sharon January 19, 2008

french pussing

the act of two pussies rubbing together.

I Love french pussing. scissoring

by I-will-handle-it- May 12, 2015

puss boat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between a smoking hot vagina, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

Hey Chris and Stacy that girl over there likes to party, we should ask her if we can give her a couple of puss boats!

by BigSpenceDaddy May 14, 2014