pulmonary contusion

A pulmonary contusion (or lung contusion) is a contusion (bruise) of the lung, caused by chest trauma. As a result of damage to capillaries, blood and other fluids accumulate in the lung tissue. The excess fluid interferes with gas exchange, potentially leading to inadequate oxygen levels (hypoxia).

Pulmonary contusion should be assessed in primary survey of trauma patient.

by Guddi July 24, 2016

pulpous

Anything that is swollen, moist, discolored, tender, or filled with body fluids

Your hands are so pulpous after the long hike!

by Alisa Diom June 21, 2008

Pullout of Faith

verb; the act of pulling out in the hopes that nothing bad will happen.

1.) man, i was so drunk i had to bust a Pullout of Faith to make sure i dont get that swamp donkey pregnant.
2.) was that chicken done in the oven, or did u bust a Pullout of Faith?
3.) even though i couldnt see traffic from my sideview mirror, i busted a Pullout of Faith hopin no one sideswiped me.

by Juan Time March 10, 2010

pulolo

Spanish slang for boyfriend/girlfriend

I miss my pulolo!

by wynning January 16, 2016

Pumo

When a dog has the need to sexually relieve itself and aggressively sharts

“Has your dog had to pumo yet? I was cleaning the living room for weeks trying to get the pumo smell from the carpet”

by Miabella5203 December 29, 2019

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Congratulations. you have typed this up. I apologize that you were not the first person to find this combination of letters on the keyboard, but anyways great job on typing this up.

"I was bored today, so I attempted to find a new combination of letters on the keyboard, but alas, plmoknqazwsxijnuhbedcrfvuhbtgy already had a definition."

by aNd.i.oOp.lOl.;-; May 20, 2020

Polmonitification

A very specific process within which one has a large (girth of 30-35cm) commercially available dildo is - for the lack of a better term - forced into another's rectum by one of their friends, the friend has to be a 2nd cousin. Once the dildo is fully inundated in the anus, an unofficial hemorrhoidectomy is performed without anesthesia, and the popped hemorrhoids are ground down are snorted by the target.

Guy 1 says, 'I want something new, sex sucks!'
Guy 2 replies, excitingly, 'You should try a polmonitification!'
Guy 1 replies, 'What the fuck?'
Guy 2 replies, 'Just get your second cousin, force a dildo up ya, pop some hemoroids, snort them, and then rip the dildo out dogs!'

by Moisturawd March 8, 2021