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Phalahstagastix

The gathering of men who intend to participate in activity where they must present their phallus in order to determine the leader or alpha male of the group. This gathering is restricted to men who are without a companion and everyone who is participating may not be accompanied by anyone of the opposite sex. The male who presents the largest phallus will be appointed as the leader of the group.
In order to show my complete dominance, we'll have to meet in a disclosed location and begin phalahstagastix.
by Joji Phalahstagastix June 4, 2020
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Phalanx Reaper

A literal God. He is the All Father of the Gods in the gaming community. Single handedly will fuck up anyone with anything especially snipers, pistols and bows.
Well that’s Phalanx Reaper.... We’re all gonna die, hopefully he will go easy on us.
by Purpleturtle94 May 26, 2021
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metatarsal phalangic duo

When your whole foot including toes are licked then sucked.
Dude just did the metatarsal phalangic duo on my girl last night...boner explosion 💣
by Techniques69 October 11, 2020
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Phalanx

A pornographic scene in which a large group of erect men proceed to engage a smaller number of women (the ratio usually being of the order 8:1, men:women). Due to the carefully planned and well organized platoon, the women are unable to escape the brutal pussy pillaging that awaits them. Any attempt of escape is punished with vicious mushroom slaps and anal penetration. No prisoners are taken...
As Ashley looked into the distance, all she could see was a wave of cocks engulfing the horizon, she knew she would soon have her vagina pillaged by the mighty cocks of the Phalanx.
by SteveSmithUofT January 13, 2010
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phallicist

(noun)- one who worships the phallus as a symbol of male generative power (technical); more realistically, one who has a very strong sex drive.
Many ancients were phallicists, as can be judged anthropologically by examining their statues.

One can find many phallicists on the corner of 2nd and 10th.
by Derek Green October 27, 2006
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phallicular

adj. Of or resembling a penis
Paris Hilton's nose is really phallicular!
by Rachel Woodhouse December 1, 2006
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PHALLAINOPHOBIA

Fear of Whales or Aquatic Mammals.
Tyra Banks has a fear of Dolphins. Tyra Banks has Phallainophobia.
by Ciara Reyes May 10, 2008
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