A person with two first names, one as an actual first name and the other as a last name; as if they had been given a new identity.
by Jmichael May 25, 2012
Get the Witness Protection mug.This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.
"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?
by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016
Get the jahova's witness protection program mug.Something that rich, white, private-school educated college applicants complain about when they are rejected from a top school over a person with a lower ACT/SAT score, GPA, AP classes, etc.
Students who complain about yield protection don't deserve to be admitted into the specific college in the first place. They are sore losers, and don't realize that "daddy's money" can't get them everything.
Students who complain about yield protection don't deserve to be admitted into the specific college in the first place. They are sore losers, and don't realize that "daddy's money" can't get them everything.
"I have a 3.8 GPA, took only one AP class and I got into NYU!"
"Wow, good for you. I was rejected from NYU. It was definitely yield protection."
"Wow, good for you. I was rejected from NYU. It was definitely yield protection."
by fuji8 March 26, 2021
Get the yield protection mug.When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.
Another word for "you suck".
Another word for "you suck".
by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010
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by Anniew March 18, 2008
Get the Asset Protection mug.The term used for when a usually nice looking,popular girl has sex with a popular boy which gives them protection because the “friends” of the girls and boys will form a barrier from hate . An example of this could be the Kardashians or in certain circumstances the paul brothers due to their unstoppable nature
by Datboi420@tidepods January 30, 2018
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