Preston

Kind thoughtful and do not get in his bad side or he will beat you up

Preston is nice when you are friends with you

by The class July 6, 2020

Prostachute

Elevated garbage or trash chute in a high rise hotel or resort used to dispose of contraband.

Jackson dumped his stash and the dead hooker in the Prostachute and fled when the police were called.

by LS Juan September 1, 2018

preston goodplay

Preston good play is the best character from campcamp and should be your favorite

“Have you heard of Preston goodplay?”
“Yes! He’s my favorite campcamp character!”

“Good.”

by Gayzerr June 11, 2021

///M-Postor

An ///M-Postor is someone who puts an ///M emblem on their standard model BMW that is clearly NOT an ///M model BMW. Someone who engages in deception by trying to pass off their stardard BMW as a more expensive ///M model BMW. This behavior is highly offensive to true BMW enthusiasts and is cause for immediate banishment from any BMW forum or club.

That poser has an M5 emblem on his 525i...what an ///M-Postor.

by DRANGED550 February 20, 2010

Proctologist

a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.

i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.

by P.Diddy Poppa Nox July 22, 2003

Preston

The best guy you will ever meet. He has dark brown hair and gorgeous eyes. You can barley stand a day without talking to him. Whenever your sad, he knows how to cheer you up. He gives you the best advice anyone could give you. He never lets you give up or break down. Being with him is the best chance you will ever get in life. Knowing he is there makes your heart beat a little faster and the butterflies stay a little longer. His smile makes your knees go weak. He has a smoking hot body. He has abs of steal. He's the one you want to be rocking on your front pourch with when your old. Holding your hand, and just knowing he is the one..<3

Girl: Oh damn, that boy is FINE

Alexandra: I know! Thats Preston alright.

Girl: You know him?

Alexandra: Yes..He's mine..<3

Girl: Your luck. I wish I had a Preston..

by Alexandra_Rose. August 1, 2011

Proctonumerology

The process of pulling numbers from your ass.

RIAA Spokesman: Every illegal download costs the record industry $5000.

Bill: Do you have evidence to back that up, or is it just proctonumerology?

by Bobby McGee Ain't Free December 30, 2010