An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.
Example:
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!
Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!
Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.
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To either put off acting primitive, or neglect your obligatory diligence due to indulging in your less-refined tendencies.
I wanted to really ham it up in front of my similarly-crude-minded buddies, but a dignified lady happened by to chat, so I procrasstinated till she'd left so an not to offend her.
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Get the procrasstinate mug.An All-Star ProcrastaNapper is barely alive. The Serial ProcrastaNapper ProcrastaNaps before any, and all types of activities, instead of doing it proactively.
My Cousin Jeff is a Serial ProcrastaNapper. He lives in my guest-room and sleeps 18 hours a day in cyclical series of Procrastanaps throughout the day. He barely makes it up to clean his butt after soiling himself in his sleep.
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Get the Serial ProcrastaNapper mug.The act of delaying a shit purely due to laziness or lack of willingness to get up.
This can be due to the engagement in an activity such as drinking, being in the cinema, watching TV or chatting with friends.
This can be due to the engagement in an activity such as drinking, being in the cinema, watching TV or chatting with friends.
"Man, I was bursting for a shit, but I was watching TV so I just procraptinated for a bit."
"I so would've won that poker game if I could've procraptinated for longer!"
"I so would've won that poker game if I could've procraptinated for longer!"
by Whilding87 June 7, 2007
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"I shouldn't have gone on Wikipedia - I got a procrascination for the moons of Jupiter and now I've got to write fifteen thousand words on the Spanish civil war by tomorrow."
"I failed my degree because I developed a procrascination for finding the optimal way to use the golden mushroom in Mario Kart 64."
"I failed my degree because I developed a procrascination for finding the optimal way to use the golden mushroom in Mario Kart 64."
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