prolapsia

Wen you have hemorhoids and you decide to try to take a nice deep oaty dump,and wen you fart ,your lower intestine puffs out like a musting bull elephant seal trunk from betwixt your ass flaps #goatmeal #cloaca #cauliflower #yourdone

Dude1 "WTF is the problem I can't cut off this turd"
Dude2 "bruh,you got some prolapsia right thurr!"

by Brian Recluse April 12, 2018

Procrapinating

An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.

Example:
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!

Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.

by Loveleedae May 30, 2020

Prolapsed Coconut

A sex position where one person is curled up in a ball similar to a coconut and is ruthlessly railed by another person until they cause their genitalia to prolapse.

Yeah dude, I totally participated in a prolapsed coconut last night. Couldn’t fucking walk for hours

by idk broski, microwaves yea? February 21, 2021

procraptinate

The act of delaying a shit purely due to laziness or lack of willingness to get up.

This can be due to the engagement in an activity such as drinking, being in the cinema, watching TV or chatting with friends.

"Man, I was bursting for a shit, but I was watching TV so I just procraptinated for a bit."

"I so would've won that poker game if I could've procraptinated for longer!"

by Whilding87 June 7, 2007

prolapse

A term mistakenly used in the place of relapse with humorous results.

That asshole Yolanda got outta rehab, but she done had a prolapse an it turn her inside out agin...drugs an evil thang.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

procast

verb: to strongly put forth or exclaim a belief or view in a verbal exchange

Look motherfucker, I'm sick as shit of you coming in here and procasting your bullshit. Now get the fuck out.

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

procastihate

The act of putting off or delaying:

1) letting someone know that you hate them
2) Ignoring or defriending someone
3) Treating someone like crap

until you have gotten something you needed from them.

Bill decided to procastihate Chuck until he was able to borrow and return Chuck's power washer to clean his deck so Bill didn't have to pay to rent one or for a service.

by z28 owner2 January 5, 2010