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The Provinces

/thee praw-vinse-es/
(proper noun)

An alternate, more informal term for Canada. Derived from the much more common "the States", which is often used to refer to the United States of America
"Hey George, where are ya from?"
"Back in the Provinces in Windsor."
by Joe™ August 1, 2017
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Butt Probing

Someone who takes a strong liking to inserting randoms objects up peoples assholes to probe areas of the intestine and colon not yet studied by doctors and air port security guards.
When I asked Kristen what she was going to get her degree in at Auburn, she told me butt probing. When I asked her why she said it was because she liked taking household objects and ramming them into people's assholes.
by Static1432 November 12, 2009
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good providence

A term used to say "good luck and good life." Used at the end of a conversation as a way to say goodbye. Usually the term is reserved for someone who is doing particularly noble but dangerous work.
A: "Well I've started a new clinic and have to be going now."
B: "Wow, you've opened a new clinic. Ok, Good Providence."
A: "Thank you!"
by flashburn November 20, 2007
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Providian

Predatory lender Providian Financial Corporation originally located in San Francisco, recently bought by WAMU aka Washington Mutual.
According to the documentary, Maxed Out, Providian was fined $400 Million by the government for cheating their customers with undeserved 'late' and 'overlimit' fees.
by WebGuy August 8, 2007
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Probin'

1.) To be out in a social setting looking for members of the opposite.

2.) To go looking for females.

3.) Out trying to get laid.
"Where you guys at?"
"We're down at the bar, probin' for chicks."

"You wanna go out probin' tonight?"
by Chopper9 February 4, 2010
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Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS)

Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) is when your husband does not want to leave his office or home town due to having to work and provide for his family; this includes vacataions, getaways and family trips.
A man has Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) when he can't go with you to Bora Bora because of the time change, time in the airplane, and because your hut on the water doesn't have a GREAT WiFi connection.
by Mrs.Chill March 15, 2010
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provincialist

one who makes derogatory statements towards another's home province (canada) with the intent to cause emotional harm to said person.
alberta sandbaggin', worst football team supporting, oil digging, provincialist sonsofbitches.
by amber erickson March 10, 2008
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