Manolo probe popsicle

When you stick an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass and then make him lick it.

I don't care which hedge fund he worked for, I wasn't about to kiss him after the Manolo probe popsicle.

by MyMillie May 24, 2008

Extra Recticular Probing

or ERP meaning sexual intercourse of the anal variety.

Hey baby! You're in for some Extra Recticular Probing tonight!

by Mat Hayward May 30, 2006

u got probed

A instance in which you or someone you know is owned so badly that they feel it for days later. Sometimes these victims don't know they have been subject to probing and may feel that they have been abducted by aliens.

Yo my ass still hurts. maybe i got abducted by them aliens. Na quip u got probed by that baller last week!

by indianmolester September 27, 2009

one eyed heat probe

A penis, prick, pecker, cock tool.

I just had to use my trusty one eyed heat probe.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

Probing emotions

The effort journalists and tv hosts make to get the people they interview to cry on camera. The emotional response gets media attention and drives ratings. emotion, crying, drama, if it bleeds it leads, media, journalism, soap opera, bating, interview

I get so sick of these tv hosts trying to get natural disaster victims to cry about the loss of their homes. It's so opportunistic and disgusting, this probing emotions crap is just wrong-this is what journalism has become.

by joecoolthefool June 15, 2016

Got Probed

(Verb)
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.

*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.

by stronerbigboner April 20, 2017

lorax probe

When the lorax climb down the tree,you see his butthole when he bend down.

Girl:"Are you the kink who sat on the floor?
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?

Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.

by FreshBlood10'9 May 27, 2023