promised land

A woman's vagina.

I would like to get inside her promised land.

by Jackie77491 November 15, 2009

Penis Promise

A promise made while your penis is inside a person to that other person. Akin to pinkey promise but it is ten times a legit.

Justin: "Oh god I want to spend the rest of my life with you!"

Megan: "Swear?"

Justin: "Penis Promise."

Megan: "Good."

by Fallenrook1989 July 20, 2010

Pinky promise

To show that you are serious about your promise. You can't pinky promise then say why your pinky promising.

I pinky promise I won't tell him.

by Ash03 April 12, 2017

Precise

The greatest compliment you can give a woman.
A new age way of telling a girl she's perfect in almost everyway.

Josh: Yo, have you seen the new chick? She's Precise!
Will: Damn. She's perfect... but I still don't think she's as bad as Wenona!
Josh: True, Wenona is precise!
Will: True.

by #FobCity June 24, 2012

promise

An empty commitment made by a corporation for marketing purposes. Unlike a warranty or a guarantee, a promise is unenforceable, giving customers zero recourse value. Because a promise takes power away from consumers, many corporations are switching from guarantees to promises. This allows them to make bolder statements without the risk of being held accountable.

Our Promise: every day low prices on farm fresh chickens fed on a diet of organic broccoli and tofu

by PawzUK1 November 30, 2013

promise necklace

A promise necklace- peice of jewelry often with a similar charm and chain between two people who feel for each other, being romantic, friendship, or even family related. A bond, a promise that that person will always be there for you and visa versa

"I'm buying my ex girlfriend a promise necklace for Christmas, although we've brought each other through hell and back on Earth, she's still my rock and I love her unconditionally. "

by yourstruly_boobear November 29, 2013

Hangover Promise

A sincere, meaningful promise with full intention of carrying out its parameters. Lasts for 24-48 hours or until tempted to break it, like swearing to never drink again after a night of excessive drunkenness.

"Dude, I will never, ever, eat another Six Dollar Burger."

"I understand your disgust, you are a foul person. But that sounds like a Hangover Promise to me."

by MSTRKRFT84 August 16, 2009