George W. Bush Presidential Library

A pretty good joke. A man more infamous for anti-intellectualism than anyone in history having a library for a memorial is pretty goddamn funny.

Welcome to the George W. Bush Presidential Library, please leave your books at the door.…yeah right there, in that burning pile.

/ignore this Google Bomb:

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by xX_CaliforniaCheese_Xx September 14, 2011

2016 presidential election

An election with two idiots running for president.

The year is 2060 and your grandchildren ask about the 2016 presidential election.

You: It was an election of two IDIOTS running for president

Grandchildren: Who did you vote for?
You: I was only 12...
You: I also forgot to mention some people thought out of the two running Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, that Hillary was a suitable choice.

Grandchildren: Why'd they think that?

You: Because she was a women.

Grandchildren: What? What does gender have to do with who will be a better president?

You: I never understood that idiotic logic...

Grandchildren: What about the other person ru-

You: You mean Donald Trump?

Grandchildren: Yeah what about him!
You: That guy wanted to build a brick wall along the boarder of Mexico and the United States and he said Mexico would pay for it.
Grandchildren: That seems really weird...

You: Yeah it was, and I haven't even told you what these two did that was so horrible that made them both horrible...

Grandchildren: Tell us!

You: Well that's a story for another time...

by ChrisAGuy July 9, 2020

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT

When a sitting US President is attacking the mental health of his nation.

Trump's actions while in office amount to Presidential Harassment.

by GRASSY TROLL February 7, 2019

The Presidential Treatment

The act of grabbing an unsuspecting victims genitals without asking for permission.

I moved on her like a bitch and grabbed her right right by the p-ssy! Yep, I gave her the Presidential Treatment.

by KingPC November 11, 2016

presidential

NOUN: a sexual act in which, after swallowing the male's ejaculate, the female sucks on his nutsack for a while, then says, "Happy Birthday, Mr. President," in the style of Marilyn Monroe.

"Dude, she gave me the presidential!"
"Nice man, I love a good teabagging."

by rwsssp July 23, 2009

presidential decision

Fixing something is a cheap way. in other words nigger rigging something.

My headlight went out on my car so I made a presidential decision and taped a flashlight to it.

by Bigphil76 October 18, 2009

Presidential attraction

The term used when one supports a presidential candidate long enough to the point they become sexually attracted to their candidate. People affected by presidential attraction may have sexual fantasies or even look up nude pictures of the presidential candidate that they support.

Person 1: "i masturbated for 3 hours straight to one of Donald Trumps debates!" I just can't get over his sexy hair!"
Person 2: "You must be suffering from presidential attraction".

by Chill_jew June 9, 2016