Monkey Positive

Monkey positive means that your arm span is greather than your height.

That guy with the long arms, he must be monkey positive.

by JossyF March 17, 2011

Log Posting

Log posting is an action by which an individual goes to 4chan’s random board (/b/) and starts a thread any picture or variation of Andy Biersack (aka Andy Sixx) lead singer of black veil brides (BVB). The individual states and refers to the ritualistic consumption of the rock star’s fece’s. Accompanying texts include: “well?” And “would you”

I just went to /b/ and started log posting

by Andy6 logs February 21, 2023

Ass Rape Position

1.) lying on one's stomach in prison; especially on a bed, cot, bunk, mat, or any other furnishing-- so that the removal of one's boxers is the only thing that must take place before an anal rape may commence.

1.) Tom Sleeps in the ass rape position.

by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

the position has been filled

decl. Innuendo given to a job applicant that s/he is under-qualified and will not be hired, despite the fact that nobody else before the applicant had by then previously chosen for the position.

It's amazing how I've sent my resume to several different startups and other larger companies -- And they all tell me that the position has been filled ... even with the job posting still kept up!!

by RehabbedMacAddict October 17, 2009

helicopter position

A sexual position where the female lies on the bed and the male inserts his penis inside her, so they lie stomach to stomach on the bed. The male then proceeds to rotate with his penis inside the woman, in a clockwise direction, imitating a helicopter blade.
NOTE: This is an extremely difficult and painful manoeuvre, it is not recommended it as it may result in injury.

'We both fancied a shag - I went for the helicopter position and snapped by banjo string.'
'I fucked the shit out of her and we even went for the helicopter! The friction was unreal.'

by TheSpasticTangerine September 3, 2017

postin

To be in a state of relaxation.
To act as a post.

What you up to? Nothin, just postin.

by Playa Duke January 27, 2004

Postificated

The way Toby Turner of Tobuscus on YouTube says the word "posted". He is often very vocal about it and says it in a serious but humorous fashion.

Toby: "Audience! A new video has been postificated!"

by WerewolfByDay April 3, 2011