beaver posse

1. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture hot, young, and unblemished females for the purpose of sexual activity.

2. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture, hot, young, and unblemished dam-building rodents.

The prettier 8th grade girls were always worried that one of the neighborhood's many beaver posses might catch and fuck them on their way to school.

by The Real Champ April 5, 2007

Runt Posse

Short guys or girls who hang together, thereby making themselves feel collectively bigger and more powerful. Runt posses can make normal-sized people feel freakishly tall.

Warning: Male runt posses can turn into the most obnoxious guys in the room.

Liz: "Look, Jan and Katie just got here? Let's go say hi!"

Gwen: "Naw, girl, they're with Squeaky and Lil' Jeanie. I'll look like Andre the Giant next to them. Total runt posse."

Pat: "Man, did you see that little dude over there just get in my face because I accidentally grazed his left elbow?!"

Pete: "Bro, that's just Timmy Smalls feelin' like a bamf cause he's hanging with his Runt Posse. I'd stay away from him though."

by Hookermom October 6, 2009

Mean Street Posse

The formal brotherhood, companionship, or union of men that only concern themselves with the desire for enjoyment and entertainment often involving capricious or unexplainable behavior.
Based in 11231, Brooklyn.

"Jesse, you are excommunicated from the Mean Street Posse."

"Uma's induction ceremony will take place when the Mean Street Posse performs bukkake on her"

by Jesssssie's Giiiiiiiiiirl December 15, 2008

B-Town Posse

noun plural. A rather large group of tight-knit friends from the city of BERKELEY CALIFORNIA!!!! Most of the posse have known eachother for their whole lives. They are like one big fun-loving family. You may have seen them in the early ninetees touring around on the now "Legendary" Heaven Bus. You can still find members of the posse enjoying eachother's company at places like the "Friendship House" in B-Town by Peet's Coffee, or playing Takra at the park on Tuesdays in the summertime. Or you may have been lucky enough to catch the side show they put on at Reggae on the River (which is now Reggae Rising) every year. Tremendous team spirit and mad love are what this posse/family are all about.

It's summertime!, round up the B-Town Posse! Let's go to a hot spring on the Heaven Bus.
I got my ticket to Reggae, is the whole B-Town Posse comming or what?

by DJ Willow from Paris August 31, 2007

Inane Clown Posse

A better, truer, way of saying "Insane Clown Posse."

Insane Clown Posse? More like INANE Clown Posse, amirite?

by Bradassface June 21, 2008

The Posse

A group of immensely cool people, who often have a few tag alongs who aren't as cool and sometimes have their own sidekicks, like ulrik, or Gandhi. The main difference between The Posse and a Posse is that anyone can be a part of a posse, where entry to The Posse is limited.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm in the posse!
Guy 2: Me too man!
Guy 3: Damnit, the posse turned me down. I always wanted myself an ulrik.
Or
Person 1 : I heard the posse are coming to america
Person 2 : Really omg!? wow imma go see them
Person 3 : i dont have a moustache so i cant go :(
Person 4 : i bought the blow up ulrik last friday

by ulriksman June 1, 2010

crotch posse

A medium to large group of sport bikes. similar to a biker gang, but composed of only crotch rockets.

That crotch posse had some nice bikes.

Did you see the size of that crotch posse?

by Neutral_Bomb October 14, 2009