porn

the reason the internet was invented

person 1:dude how many porn sites are ther

person 2:About 238,000,000

person 1:sweet dude,big breasted woman here i come

by mannny540 June 21, 2008

porn

Will never die, as long as there are folks willing to strip for the camera, the people who wish to browse it, and the assholes who wish to destroy it.

It will take more than 200 years to view every porn site and file currently on the Internet.

by sicko June 23, 2003

porn

n. Reading and viewing material, otherwise known as 'cliterature'.

As Bill Hicks once said "any material devoid of content that induces sexual thoughts. So every advertising campaign on TV. When I'm watching that double-mint commercial 'double the pleasure - double the fun' with those twins; I'm not thinking about gum, that's for fucking sure"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Porn

When two people love each other very much the female tends to spread her legs while naked and the male is naked between them and puts his penis in her vaginas. This act is called sex and porn is when sex is recorded and posted online!

I caught my son watching porn last night ! It was full of naked women!

by benco555 April 14, 2019

porned

when annoying raunchy, sex ads pop up on your computer by accident.

"Dude, I was streaming Law & Order from some sketchy website last night in the living room, and I got porned!! I can't believe the volume wasn't on mute and my Grandmother was sitting right next to me!"

by yungsalvage May 25, 2018

Porn

It's like your mom find cocaine but she dont beat your ass you already beat yourself

Mom get out of my room I'm watching Mia Khalifas porn

by Nigger Bocka XTecca December 21, 2019

Porn

The film shit thousands of lonely people watch every second when they should be going out and find themselves a girlfriend/boyfriend so they could get some.

Matt: Do you like porn?

Me: No.

Matt: Do you watch porn?

Me: Everyone watches it man!

by Girls ❤️ shafts February 19, 2019