Riley jumped up from his chair spewing expletives, his butt cheeks clenching as a rather painful porch cramp affected his asshole.
by T Bubala November 28, 2011
A lesbian with absolutely no social life. Which is why she is a lesbian in the first place. She stays home i.e. the "porch" and dyke's herself out to whoever comes over.
Rachel: "Hey where's Dani?"
Megan: "What? You know that porch dyke doesn't hang out with us anymore."
Rachel: "Oh yeah."
Megan: "What? You know that porch dyke doesn't hang out with us anymore."
Rachel: "Oh yeah."
by Jay-Rome October 25, 2006
A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.
Brian: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?
Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawler. It's $10 a piece - you in?
Brian: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.
Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawler or something?
Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawler. It's $10 a piece - you in?
Brian: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.
Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawler or something?
by TheDarkness420 January 22, 2010
a mixture of vodka, beer, and lemon extract. Sounds really gross but tastes amazing and gets you drunk really, really, REALLY fast. great for football team parties and drinking games such as thumper, beer pong, flip cup, etc.
by Vixen JoJo November 24, 2009
The state of being so intoxicated one is nearly "pickled". It comes from sitting on a porch all day long and into the night while steadily drinking alcholic beverages.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.
"Did you see Cletus out in front of his double wide? He looked like a homeless wino."
"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."
"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."
by pinkibis1 January 06, 2012
The roll of belly fat that hangs down off of a larger woman, protecting her pink taco from the elements
by Resqtech July 07, 2018
An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.
Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!
by Shabutacock69 April 09, 2021