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A painful spasm/cramp of the asshole that can cause you to jump up from the chair on your porch.
Riley jumped up from his chair spewing expletives, his butt cheeks clenching as a rather painful porch cramp affected his asshole.
by T Bubala November 28, 2011
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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