Reverse postman

The act of having sex where one partner is wearing pajamas with a butt flap that can open like the postman opening a mailbox.

She's was getting ready for bed, but once I saw her in her pajamas, I couldn't help myself and performed the reverse postman.

by Kreamyranch February 3, 2023

grandmaster of the pootang

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.

"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"

by bigpappy June 24, 2016

pooman

A sick-ass MoFo with a major bowel control problem.

That pooman just dropped a nasty deuce.

by not the pooman August 4, 2003

portmanteau

a cliche and uncreative technique to form new words - almost anyone who can speak a language can fabricate words by butchering two perfectly good words and using cheap glue to form one ugly word

Awful portmanteau words include "brangelina", "craptacular", "adorkable" and "soquid".

by Tojonto June 19, 2006

Portmanterrific

Portmanterrific is an adjective that refers to a portmanteu that is deemed particularly extraordinary. (A portmanteu is a linguistic blend of two words that defines something as being the sum of two distinct objects or ideas, i.e. a spork is one part spoon, one part fork.) A portmanterrific portmanteau typically refers to a novel portmanteau that has only recently been introduced into the cultural lexicon. Portmanteaus like "Bennifer" and "Wikipedia," although useful, are too commonplace to earn the distinction of being portmanterrific.

Tramplifying my interview outfit was a portmanterrific call.

Chillaxing is not portmanterrific.

The most portmanterrific portmanteaus likely haven't even been listed on urbandictionary.com

by ilikelotsastuff July 24, 2009

pootananny

pussy, vagina, the thing u stick ur penis in while ur boning the shit out of a bitch, HEAVEN ON EARTH, thing that i practically live in!

pootananny is something chris will never get from any girl, evan a HUUUGE ho like caitlin.

by big a-dizzle May 22, 2006

Poorman's Fishfry

A poorman's fishfry occurs when two people (or more than two depending on the flexibility of the participants) arrange themselves in a 69 formation but push past the front door and proceed to tongue-knock on the back. i.e. eat out eachother's assholes.

L. Powell: How was dinner last night?
E. Cohen: Which one? First we went out for steak, mine was a little well done, but then we went home had a bit of a poorman's fishfry.

by Daddy Warbox October 20, 2007