pootmaster

a word for a guy who gets a lot of girls and has sex with them.

see also poot

nick: did u get them girls

sam: yeah son

nick:your a true pootmaster

by G.I kern April 27, 2011

pooposterous

contrary to reason or common sense, utterly absurd or ridiculous in the context of shit

steve- i know it was you who shit on face last night while i was passed out drunk
tom- calm down steve, just put down the microwave it wasnt me
steve- that pooposterous! theres poop all over your hand, i caught you shit hannded, and now your gona get the shit handed to you real good

by rawdogkilla November 10, 2013

poosterbaterprocrastinator

similar to Poopsterprocrasturbation but sounds better. means to poop and wank simultaneously when you have to do something more impotent to do

hi sol im a poosterbaterprocrastinator and proud

by moppalady February 1, 2014

Poopstergasm

When your poop is so large, that it gives your anus the sensations of an OG mudbone size slong, some might even say that they look forward to their after school shits BECUASE of it

Dude "Mary" says that she likes poopstergasms better than me

by Hockeysam3 February 8, 2015

Pooposterous

A poo that is so large or messy that it defies definition.

Bill: How was that deuce, Jim?

Jim: It was pooposterous! I think I emptied my entire colon.

by T. Stunt March 24, 2017

pooster

The word Mr. Bob's mother made him use as a child, in place of the word "fart"

It smells bad in here, who poostered?

by Kaplopache January 4, 2019

poaster

ur info if all newbie pasted info poazing (posing)

Stop that poaster spamming his google + yandex bs.. its cyber generated

by skullsfireNdieneverdie February 5, 2020