Positions

‘Positions’ is a Studio Album by the musician & artist, Ariana Grande.
This album was her last (but not least) in her discography, her 6th album.

1: ‘Have you heard Ariana’s new album, ‘Positions’?’
2: ‘Yes, I have! It’s so good! My favorite track is ‘west side’.’

by MrPatch December 22, 2023

Pooptin

The poo version of Vladimir Putin.

Gosh I wish Pooptin would stop being such a dick already.

by toeyjammer January 18, 2024

Pooptimism

That feeling of hope when you wake up ready to take a poop

Danny is a pooptimist. He plans early morning workouts with the he confidence he’ll be able to take a dump before heading out.

Every pooptimist household should keep a few enema kits in storage.

When Julia eats dairy, all pooptimism is lost.

by CoffeeEnema December 21, 2024

all portions

it means doing everything there is to do, sex wise. inc sex and sexual foreplay

Honey, what do you want to do tonight?" "all portions babe". the couple proceed to rip of each others clothes and rub their naked bodies together, she grabs his hand and puts it on her tit, he squeezes, then he puts her hand on his cock, she strokes, then she dips down and bjs him - deepthroating of course. he moans and cums in her mouth, grabbing her tits with more pressure. she suddenly stops and turns around, her wet pussy on his face, his balls in her mouth. he rubs her clit with his tongue, then gently licks her flaps and all around. she shivers, wanting him to come inside her, so he licks over her pussy repeatedly making her cum, then he inserts his tongue, just slightly, into her pussy and she groans, begging him for more. he pushes his tongue in and out of her pussy and she reaches orgasm. he lays her out and turns her over so her butt is on his lap and her legs either side of him. he kisses her cheeks, then lifts her so she is on all fours, in doggy styleposition, and bends over her. his stiffy is next to her pussy, she is pushing against him trying to make him come inside her so he does, pushing and pushing into her making her scream with pain and delight. when they are done they lay together both soaking wet his hand on top of her minge her hands on his chest. "you did that well" she whispered. he replied "just remember babe: all portions r my fav.

by bi-girl and proud :) December 30, 2010

Bitch Portions

An outrageously small quantity of an object. Just like a ration, but called a bitch portion.. because the size of the portion is a little bitch.

Jake- "Dude, the cafeteria today is serving bitch portions of spaghetti. My little 2 year old brother eats more than this..."

by Jk_ReefChief December 25, 2012

mary pooppins

The act or process of taking such a large shit that you are forced to flush the toilet half way through your deification.

Properly used in a conversation:

Dude Number 1 "Dude, I took the gnarliest Mary Pooppins after eating all those burritos."

Dude Number 2 "Dude, I want burritos"

by halffullflusher February 23, 2014

weirdest sex positions

A black individual sucking a man off with a reach around from a spider monkey

Man those weirdest sex positions was wild last night

by Mr hands 2 October 25, 2022