poopsuaded

Causing the overwhelming feeling of pooping on another person by telling them you have to poop

BOB - Dave, I just ate way too much at the buffet and now I have to poop.
DAVE - Thanks Bob, you just poopsuaded me to take a poop.

by craydude August 24, 2016

Pooptending

When a person pretends to go poop to get out of something they don't want to do.

A guy was at his work and had an hour left so he that he was dreading so he told his boss he needed to go poop because he knew nobody would question him if he said he needed to poop. Pooptending.

by DerumCapz October 4, 2016

pooptendo

The act of playing a game on your phone or other device while taking a shit, usually practiced by men.

If you didn't always play pooptendo in the bathroom, other people could take a shower.

When you are waiting to use the bathroom and all you hear is ding, ding, dong from within, someone must be playing pooptendo. My little brother was in the men's room at the mall for so long I had to go in there; I caught him playing pooptendo.

by LanteVigi December 17, 2017

POOPSTAIN

A sewer rat, usually known as cassidie. Stinks like fish.

THAT GIRL IS A POOPSTAIN!!

by Cassidie Carruthers January 8, 2018

Poopstain

The somewhat family friendly alternative to the term asswipe. Is sometimes heard within the elementary lunchroom.

Ryan, you can be such a poopstain sometimes!

by beaned up July 5, 2018

poopstain

The action of rushing palace in A site mirage in an aggressive manner usually with p90s

"Hey lets rush poopstain"

by lamppiss August 16, 2019

PoopStalking

Busting in on your husband in the bathroom just to hear his logs hit the water.

Mindy was poopstalking Tom while she was on the phone with me.

by Jinx411 October 13, 2019