poopblock

literally the complete opposite of a cockblock

kim: “what’s a poopblock?”
edward:”idk, find out.”

by panic. February 4, 2021

Poopsock

A sock that is filled with poop

Hey man, i found your poopsock under my bed

by dios_spouse April 7, 2021

Pooploops

(noun, plural)

badly misguided and confused navigation around town/neighborhood while sleep deprieved by stimulants or other reasons.

like when you havent slept in 5 days because for 4 of them you were doing meth with samoans, thus because 1 road is marked closed on the way to get xanax, google maps keeps leading you in what feels like figure-8 shaped pooploops throughout a nice town/neighborhood, youre too paranoid/swivel-headed everytime you park to fix the address/route on your phone because youre under the false impression that a small larcency and car theft ring has followed you up from the hood yet for some reason wont talk to you directly just like these undercover cops around (basically like gang stalking) so it takes you 7 hours to arrive at your destination 30minutes away since youve been too half asleep and anxious the entire evening to fix anything abt having the wrong address/turn every step of the way

convinced youre being followed so you just keep making the wrong turns driving in pooploops for hours because you think youve seen the same exact cars like repeatedly plus now youre sketched because you assume youve sketched them out. yet you STILL cant harness the brainpower to fix your shit on the google maps for hours (couldnt find the exit to the freeway in a town id lived in for months already)

by localcrackbunny October 3, 2022

Pooplicker

someone who is really good at gaming

i am the BEST pooplicker ever
i disagree, i say i am a better pooplicker than you

by Pizza Toppings June 23, 2023

Poopcock

What you use when you are in physics class and you need to remember the E=pc formula

-What was that one formula again?

-Oh you mean "Emil likes poopcock"?

by Trymbert February 8, 2024

Poopsock O'clock

When its time to grab the poopsock and strain it out of its juices and glory.

Mom i am sorry i cant go to the family function because it is Poopsock O'clock and i need to liquidate it.

by jumpingjellybeanboy December 9, 2023

Poopsock O'Clock

When it is time to grab your poopsock and squeez out the scat for all of its delicious glory.

Hey mom I am sorry I can not go to the family function cuz its poopsock O'clock! I need to extract the juices and freeze the product for the next buyer.

by jumpingjellybeanboy December 9, 2023