poontang bluff

When your female significant other threatens to withhold sex to control your actions. With no intention of actually following through with this threat.

Man A - “Man we should get mullets,”
Man B - “Man I’m down but my girl got me with that poontang bluff she ain’t gonna have sex for a month!”

by Aaayyyy December 2, 2022

Poontang man

A guy who sneaks around having sex with other men's wives and girlfriends while they're away.

Also the name of a song sung by American blues singer Shirley Brown

Hey, you need to talk to your son before he get himself killed trying to be the poontang man with Ray Ray's wife.

by Mackendeez March 4, 2018

poontang pie

the pro wrestler, The Rock's favorite kind of pie.

Rock - "I like pie...especially POONTANG PIE!"

by stu bawden July 17, 2006

dirty poontang

a lady that suggests that rough hard sex would most definately be on the menu just by the way she looks/appears

shall we go cruisin' for dirty poontang?

by tarmac terrorist November 4, 2006

varmint poontang

the female organ of a rodent

I cant believe you perfer varmint poontang over the REAL DEAL!!!

by william murray June 17, 2008

Slab of poontang

A way of showing your appreciation of a females attractiveness in a manly way.

That is a nice slab of poontang

by Holmesit May 5, 2011

pregame poontang

Relieving stress before your big game.

Man you look like your tired! You might want some pregame poontang before this big baseball game!

by Styke August 9, 2015