dustin pondel

-dbag
-mighty dustin
-voltron
-superman
-faggot
-asshole
-manwhore
-pon dell
-fondle pondle

finds pleasure in lying, usually about where he goes (germany/canada). you could build monuments around his arrogance. large ego. good in bed. attractive. likes speed and drugs. obsessed with superman. THINKS HE CAN BEAT ME AT VIDEO GAMES (dick). weird fetish with pain and blood. TRIPLE ZERO GAUGES. he looks like the superman penguin he has in his room. fucking sweet ass eyes.

Dustin Pondel: just say "fuck off pondel" and everything will go away
Rob: can we do this in the forest

by sexymexy and lily March 14, 2009

pooder

an informal word for a vagina

Eating a pooder sandwich while driving can become difficult.

by stacie May 21, 2004

Ponderuponit

Ponderuponit was a very wise man living from 1857-1941 during which time he studied every field of knowledge known to man. Unfortunately, however, his wisdom that he passed on from this knowledge is mostly useless to everyday people. Had it not been for this set-back, Sir Ponderuponit would now be compared to the likes of Ghandi, Albert Einstein, and Obi-wan Kenobi.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, a tooth for a tooth makes them look like they're from Alabama. -ponderuponit.

by Ponderuponit's grandson April 15, 2009

Poondangler

A real man's man as well as a real ladies man. One whom all the ladies want and all the men want to be. One of the nicest things a someone can say to a man. If someone is called this when you are around, be amazed because you are in the presence of greatness.

eric lipinski is a poondangler, while Mickey Rea is not.

by The Impulsivist June 11, 2009

plondexlecate

A process of degrading a medieval weapon's sharpness.

Most swords, axes and lances were grinded a long time to have an extraordinarily sharp edge or spearhead.

However, the first contact with a foe, be it beast or man plondexlecates the weapon's sharpness rather quick to the point of being blunt.

Darm, after only one battle against the English my bihaender has totally plondexlecated.

by seleniaAngel May 3, 2010

Ponderbating

The act of deep-thinking, usually about the universe or life itself, that results in a great and climactic conclusion about the nature of our existence.

Can also be used lightly, to describe a mental fixation with something.

You know, I've been ponderbating all day, and I came to the conclusion that we are all of one great consciousness.

The intellectual environment of this Starbucks makes me want to ponderbate while i sip at my green tea latte.

I've been ponderbating about that vacation since May!

by ponderbating.tumblr December 30, 2011

poodet

When you take a perfect shit that splashes water on your butt hole and cleans it like a bidet.

"Babe, there's no more toilet paper left"
"Try to take a poodet honey"

OR

"Man I was running late to work but I had to stop to use the restroom before I shit myself. Luckily it was a quick poodet and I made it to work on time."

by HungryGarbage November 21, 2013