Whale Poaching

A term, used to describe the act of going to a club/bar/rave, and instantly making out with one of the ugliest and drunkest girls there

Last night Carl was whale poaching this one fat ugly chick!

by Darkhaven February 18, 2011

hoe-poaching

verb, to try to steal another man's hoe while going out of his way to diss the guy she's already with.

"Man did you see that guy try to steal Tom's girl?"
"Yeah, man he was straight up, hoe-poaching."

by Cash4Gold August 5, 2012

porching

noun, verb, adjective; engaging in a sexual act on a porch, patio, deck, or any outdoor unenclosed public structure.

"I love porching fresh meat!"

"Lord Savage is totally outside porching some ugly chick."

"Hey whats that thumping noise coming from outside? Oh thats just some people porching."

by freshporch06 September 5, 2006

poochin

To pass time in an unproductive manner

Quit poochin around!!

by BlondieUT December 18, 2005

porching

Verb. The act of taking unwanted items (ie, those found at curbside trash receptacles, large objects from spring cleaning) and placing them on the porch of unwitting occupants.

"Let's go porching with this broken toilet and Old Navy mannequin."

by Porching Creator October 31, 2013

Pencil Poaching

Scouring the halls after school to find pencils people have dropped on the ground.

Dude you want to come lift weights with us? Sure but I gotta finish my pencil poaching in second hall first!

by Tonelico-Undress April 2, 2011

Poaching

Sex with animals.

ALSO SEE: Beastiality

Examples of poaching:

1. Fingering a trout
2. Banging a sheep
3. Masturbating a wilderbeast
4. Giving "it" to a canary
5. Ass humping a donkey

Poaching used in a sentence:

He's really poaching that tiger hard!

by remco April 16, 2006