A term used to describe an action, thought, or sentence that makes zero sense. It can also be used to call someone who is oblivious to the obvious or fail to understand simple meaning. This word is often used as a put down but real Pollock's take it as a compliment.
Zack calls his dad, "Hey dad i locked my keys in the car can you bring me a spare set?"
Dad :"Yeah son where you at?"
Zack: "I am at Kroger. Please hurry it is about to rain and the windows are down."
Dad: "Damn Pollock."
Dad :"Yeah son where you at?"
Zack: "I am at Kroger. Please hurry it is about to rain and the windows are down."
Dad: "Damn Pollock."
by The big Pollock January 29, 2016
by no original thoughts January 07, 2023
Verb. To create an unruly masterpiece in ones pants (in reference to abstract expressionist Jackson Pollock known for his unique style of drip painting)
Dude! This chick was grinding me on the DF and I pollocked my pants.
The hormone monster visited me last night and I pollocked my pants. Jackson would be proud
The hormone monster visited me last night and I pollocked my pants. Jackson would be proud
by antonym82 October 17, 2017
by marcotoa January 21, 2025
by PLKIsMoney February 07, 2018
When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.
by SouthernYetti December 12, 2024
When you fuck some one but ejaculate in your hand, then high five your partner afterward with the ejaculate in your hand.
by Daba Fett February 14, 2019