lol pollock

The act of laughing so loudly that you're middle name becomes pollock

John lol pollocked at the site of Mary falling down the stairs

by toemass November 18, 2013

Conrad Pollock

someone who is incredibly addicted to video games, especially War Thunder
he has withdrawal symptoms if he goes one day without playing it

"conrad pollock" you say? well, he probably is filipino, plays war thunder, gets no bitches and has little to none rights

by z1gmaster32 May 25, 2023

Pollocks

The euphemism of the word bollocks

He’s talking a load of pollocks!

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

Pollock

When he cums and it looks like drizzles of paint on his stomach.

Like Jackson, I just Pollock’ed.

by no original thoughts January 6, 2023

ty pollock

a person who likes to write dnd campaigns and eat lolipops

jeez that kid is such a ty pollock

by tkwas12 October 3, 2022

Pollock fishing

The art of fresh water fishing with live bait and bobbers, preferably shiners for large mouth bass.

I saw him out pollock fishing again at West Meadows with the three other pollocks.

by Pozerski July 5, 2008

Pollock

Verb. To create an unruly masterpiece in ones pants (in reference to abstract expressionist Jackson Pollock known for his unique style of drip painting)

Dude! This chick was grinding me on the DF and I pollocked my pants.

The hormone monster visited me last night and I pollocked my pants. Jackson would be proud

by antonym82 October 17, 2017