politician part 

Haircut (polititian part) that all the douchebag southern frat boys have. Same fucktards wear costa del mars with South Carolina Palm tree croakies, and table cloth design button ups, guy Harvey t's, extremely short shorts, nautical flag belts, and sperry boat shoes. They all think that they are gentlemen and big time outdoorsman. The personality from these douches stems from being a nobody through high school and getting a fresh start in college. They crave attention bc it's new to them.The only thing they have in common with their brothers is who can act like they have more money and all of them are die hard republicans, but they don't know why. They can be seen often riding around in z71 pickup trucks with loud exhaust and cheap mud tires littered with salt life stickers. Their girlfriends can be spotted very easily, just look for monogramed back windows on compact cars or suv's.

They usually go by names such as: grant, Samuel, Connor, tucker, Benjamin, Camden, William, Andrew, Prescott, Harrison, Preston, Taylor, Steven, Hudson, carter, Cameron, & baron

Their girlfriends go by such names as: Addison, Madeline, Caroline, Macy, Riley, malorie, Madeline, & Annabelle

Yo Harrison!
Bra, I thought you lived on a plantation from the way you act and your politician part.

Hey baron!
Why don't you cut your politician part? You look like a douche that's trying to look like a fishing boat captain.

politician part by Purplepirate March 13, 2014

politician (def.) 

Someone who will say anything to anybody at any time to get exactly what they want. Lawyer See "politician" and add: With a total lack of ethics and/or remorse for their actions. Judge See "lawyer" and add: With a shitty attitude.

Just watch the news someday.

politician (def.) by The Honorable ... August 25, 2005

politician answer 

An answer that neither conforms nor denies anything.

So is there really sex in the champagne room? "Well I have never had to give any money back yet!" What you a politician? That's a politician answer!!! Yes or no!!!

politician answer by Bookworm Beauty March 8, 2019

politician's promise 

Belch,fart,vomit or any other kind of rotten spew that could come out of a person or animal. It is named such because a politican's promise and a burb are worth about the same thing,only difference is that most people excuse themselves after a burp.

BUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!
Dude nice politician's promise!

politician's promise by rockymntnoysters January 20, 2009

Politician Teeth 

Politician Teeth- teeth that are grossly crooked and uneven.

Some of these teeth are rotten to the core and

smell bad. Usually behind bars as in "grill"
Loose ones need polly-grip.

The dude had politician teeth. His choppers were as crooked as all hell. His teeth should be behind bars. He needs a heavy wired "grill."

Politician Teeth by street smart psychic January 22, 2010

politician car 

Disgruntled-with-the-State citizen's term for a 4-wheeled gas-guzzler.

Dude #1: Sorry to have to bring my car politician car this time, Buddy, but my Prius in in the repair shop, so I'll have to charge you an extra two dollars in gas for the ride to the store.
Dude #2: "Politician car" ---? You mean that its engine is "all talk and no action"?
Dude #1: Well, not really --- that's as good a guess as any, but in this case I was referring to the car's being a "total suck-up".

politician car by QuacksO November 4, 2016

Politician's Trivial

When politicians focuses on the negative aspects of a specific object, trend, or issue while many other more important problems are left with no attention payed towards them.

Somehow, someway, The President Of The United States decides to engage in Politician's Trivial now, and against Tik Tok of all things, while near 200,000 people have died from a disease he has payed next to no attention to.

Politician's Trivial by yeahthisisanaccount September 14, 2020