Politics

A messed up system up electing people to lead an entire country when almost half the population doesn't even vote.

I wish a presidential candidate would tell everyone he wouldn't do anything in office...Then nothing wrong could really happen. Stupid politics...

by alvoter September 17, 2012

politics

the practice of being a complete loser. Next to lawyers, politicians are the least liked people ever. Maybe this is because they are liars and really don't know what they're doing.

"Mom, if I ever become involved with politics, please shoot me before it's too late."

by Diego February 10, 2004

Politics

A dick measuring contest between well-dressed chimps.

Politics (see: any campaign race) always winds up in the selection of what people hope is the least problematic leader.

by Ren Tsune October 18, 2012

politics

A permanent flamewar. Includes edit wars on laws and bills, name calling, badmouthing other people, and other gratuitous foolishness.

LOL, Newt Gingrich is such a troll. Of course, he engages in politics.

by Ricky the Nudnik March 13, 2012

politics

The system that governs the world. A system of cheating, lying, and scandal. Coming from the phrase poly, meaning many, and ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasites.

by Not Proud to be an American February 11, 2007

politics

A vast leftwing conspiracy.

see communism , socialism ,satanism , etc.

by Bobzilla February 11, 2007

politics

Democrats = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

Republicans = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

American people = screwed

politics is raping you up the bunghole

by fuck the NWO February 11, 2007