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tokyo police club

An awesome band from the greatest land north of the US, Canada. They have awesome music videos, that make you want to really want to be the people in them, doing the strange indie things you always secretly wanted to do yourself.
did i mention that the drummer, and well, all of them, are extremely funny? perhaps the funniest band out there. no, they ARE the funniest band out there.
indie indie person: hey, do you know that awesome band tokyo police club?
not so indie person: wait, wasn't that a song on the high school musical soundtrack???
indie indie: NO....?

EXAMPLE #2

2 really amazing people

1: do you know that band, tokyo police club?
2: TPC, yes!!!
1: i've got 2 tickets right here!
2: gahhhhh *faints*
1: you know what?
2: what?
1: i truly want to be wrapped in saran wrap like in the nature of the experiment video. or, jump off things and swing from ropes and jump in my underwear into chilly waters with my friends like in the your english is good video
2: who doesn't?
by indieindie August 28, 2007
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Polging Wang

A Polging Wang is when a chinese man gets a boner and it extends slowly, at a polging force.
"Do you see that Chinese Asain looking guy starring at the girls ass?"
"Yah, he is getting a Polging Wang, slowly, but surely!"
by Blamont11 January 8, 2015
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Unoriginal Police

A person who ruins a good joke by commenting unoriginal even if the joke was original or even if it isn't a joke. And even if the joke was already taken, they will still not move on and start commenting it and ruin funny jokes, even the one's that are improvised by the commenter, or even the one's who doesn't know it was taken.

After a person says this then it will start a chain of people harassing the commenter using phrases like "Attention Seeker", and more.
Comment: Nice video, you should make some more content!
Unoriginal Police: unoriginal
Other Unoriginal Police: imagine copying someones comment for likes, smh
by TheGuyWhoDoesStuffWasTaken December 10, 2020
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alcohol police

An affectionate name an alcoholic mother has for her alcohol-free daughter... because, well, she's an immature alcoholic who knows her daughter is a better human that she is.
"I want to share that that I feel you have taken on the role of Alcohol police. I know you don’t really want to judge me. And, don’t want to believe you are somehow better than me. It’s just where your head is right now. I understand."
by GlazeHer August 29, 2021
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Twitter Police

A person in twitter gatekeeping or harassing users for getting something wrong in a culture, even if its a minor detail of skin color, language, and appearance.

they usually target something like art, content in anime and cartoon, and any content including controversial topics.
Person 1: Did you see that tweet regarding who deleted their art?
Person 2: Yeah, can't believe they got criticized because of a tiny mistake in skin color.
Person 1: Can't believe these Twitter Police gatekeeping any mistake in their culture.
Person 2: These people won't let us have our fun.
by HotgiggityDog January 21, 2022
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good police

noun: a term used by law enforcement to positively describe a police officer
John may be sleeping around, but he's good police and that's all that matters on the job.
by FlyByWire15 October 28, 2013
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Collegedale Police

A useless police force created to bring in revenue for the city of Collegedale, TN. They tend to abuse their power by bullying the citizens of Collegedale. They don't seem to attempt to stop burglaries or drug trafficking in the area, but will rudely bang on your door at 5 AM to complain about your parking job on your own damn driveway. They have also been known to kill suspects when the situation doesn't call for it. They can charge and get you convicted for anything, because the current judge doesn't seem to care if you are innocent or not.
Joe went 40 in a 35 mph zone and pulled over when he saw a Collegedale police officer behind him. Instead of a warning of a ticket, he got arrested and had his car illegally searched.

Broke Driver: The Collegedale police gave me a $90 ticket for going 90 in a 50, but I can only get up to 60 in my Geo Metro.
Sympathetic Friend: Yup they always add 15-30 mph on a ticket to make you look worse to the Judge so that life is harder for you.
by Proud Tennessean July 18, 2009
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