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toilet seat polio

When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.
Dave, why are you walking so funny?

Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.
by rwcraiden October 27, 2015
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Squid Game Potion

The Squid Game Potion is a drink in a glass bottle with a cap covering the top. The contents inside the potion are unknown but studies have shown that they originate from Squid Game itself. The potion must be drunk at 3 AM and be kept in a room-temperature environment.
Today I'm going to be drinking the SQUID GAME POTION at 3 AM!!!
by N&A Productions February 9, 2022
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podwodger

Origin not well remembered but it is suspected to be a deviation of 'pod washing'. A pod being an ensuite shower room. Now taken to mean 'a person who is a complete wanker'. See also podwodgery
Person 1: "I was just in the loo"
Person 2: "Podwodger"
by Hoopfox August 28, 2006
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Ponion

Ponion
Noun
A ponion is both a potato and an onion.
John: UGHHHH!! My face looks like a potato and an onion!
Harry: Ooh so you're a ponion?
by That Emo Kid June 28, 2016
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PODO

A very exclusive party that only A list members are invited to. This usually goes down at STW. Legend has it Morrison was the first STW member that off'd his pants thus the creation of the very first PODO (Pants Off Dance Off)was born.
Hey are you going to PODO at STW this weekend. what what
by Sims27 February 15, 2009
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Sex Potion

Remember when you experimented with that... you know... You might need this sex potion.
by jdbly19 January 1, 2012
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Podbot

A player, in a wide variety of games (mainly first person shooters) who is competing at a level that he/she can't really compete at, and does horribly, generally bringing the team down.
MLG_Bro you're a fucking podbot.

Why the fuck are you playing this game? you suck ass fucking podbot.
by Le vobruhs. June 16, 2016
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