A dick measuring contest between well-dressed chimps.
Politics (see: any campaign race) always winds up in the selection of what people hope is the least problematic leader.
by Ren Tsune October 18, 2012
A permanent flamewar. Includes edit wars on laws and bills, name calling, badmouthing other people, and other gratuitous foolishness.
by Ricky the Nudnik March 13, 2012
The system that governs the world. A system of cheating, lying, and scandal. Coming from the phrase poly, meaning many, and ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasites.
by Not Proud to be an American February 11, 2007
A vast leftwing conspiracy.
by Bobzilla February 11, 2007
Democrats = radical progressive leftwing international socialists
Republicans = radical progressive leftwing international socialists
American people = screwed
Republicans = radical progressive leftwing international socialists
American people = screwed
by fuck the NWO February 11, 2007
by Noobmuncher3000 June 02, 2007
politics are such blood-sucking parsites man!
by quadracorn July 13, 2011