Poklen

Screw all other fucking definitions. This is the right one. Well for all of you know, poklen is a word used in Brunei. People think they're so cool and getting a lot of attention from others. Well think again, you're not cool and it is a disgrace for using such worthless, grammar error and uneducated words.

As I'm saying, most poklens now have invaded facebook and twitter. How to recognize poklens in facebook? Easy, they are using undesirable profile name such like "Doubleonezerosix" "Nineteenzerothree" "thedeathcore" "SiiSayankku" "Tigapuluhribuantahsampai'mana" "Aku Sii Manja", naming a group like "Crowzz'X, " and whatever shits like that so on and forth. And also, they always post their status such as "Like eh my dp gengz" "aku tau aku bida or it means I know i'm ugly" like seriouly kid? If it's ugly, why are you posting it?

Some words that are used in poklen conversations are;

Sayang - sayank
Tu - toh
So - cho
Haha - ahakz
Miss - mishhh
like - loike

And so on. If you're not a poklen, you may recognize them more.

p.s; "Wort" is not a poklen word. "Wort" is an Australian accent.

Human 1: "Hey do you know this guy/girl: insert name Sii'PunaiAyam from facebook?

Human 2: "Oh! That person, he's/she's such a poklen. He/She always type me with the Z's and X's at every end of the letter. Last night he/she texted me "Aku sayank ia tohzz. Ehekzz"

Human 1: "Ew. What a sore lozer. As if he's/she's speaking like russian people with saliva raining in the air, spitting on the face.

Human 2: "I know right, so disgusting. Gonna unfriend him/her. Catch you later!"

by thissoawesome November 22, 2011

pokecord

Pokécord was a Discord bot which had been shut-down due to some gay reasons.

But NO WORRIES there's a new bot called Pokéhunt in replace of it which gives exact same experience of Pokécord!

Robin: Pokecord got shut down suddenly, I lost all my Pokémon I got by sending nudes to miles 😢😢

Adib: Well fuck it we now have Pokéhunt and it doesn't require nudes.

by Vorunt February 2, 2021

pokemans

Something to be shown to others.

"Let me show you my pokemans"
MY POKEMANS
let me show you them

by ttdi October 3, 2007

Pokinho

An annoying female that constantly uses the "Poke" feature on Facebook without any reason.

Another Notification!? I haven't seen or spoken to this Krista chick in over three years. What a fucking Pokinho!

by MrGraves86 September 11, 2014

Poképhilia

a paraphila where sexual attraction is towards Pokémon

I like Meganium for Poképhilia reasons, it's such a sexy Pokémon

by Arceus777 November 4, 2014

Conapple Pokopo

The love child of Conan Obrien and Pineapple Pokopo.

He's Conan's and Pineapple Pokopo's son.

by Yester December 15, 2004

poke it with a stick

"Poke it with a stick" is an idiom and originates in one's coming across a motionless thing, possibly some sort of creature. One typically responds by poking it with a stick or any longish handy object one wouldn't mind possibly getting gooey when visual inspection alone fails to identify the thing. Verbal speculation with others is exhausted and one is urged to "poke it with a stick." By poking with a stick, one hopes to find if the thing will move (in which case, all run away), or to find if it seems soft or rigid or recently soft and now rigid, or if the entire thing or only a portion of it is present plus any other information poking a thing with a stick may yield. The stick allows one to investigate in the moment of discovery in situ, when it is unwise or disgusting to use a finger or toe. As an idiom, "poke it with a stick" means that a thing or situation is suspect and elicits morbid curiosity.

"Is that a snake?" "I don't know. Has it moved?" "I don't think so." "Let's poke it with a stick."
If you poke a guru with a stick, will you find the skin thick, or thin and already full of holes?

by TheOneTrueJune December 10, 2013