Plot twist

A term used by 14-year-olds in comment sections in order to receive internet points that they wouldn't be able to obtain otherwise due to their unfunny nature.

*A Youtube video shows two guys playing a game of table tennis, during which one of them notices that the noise of their playing at one point resembled the beginning of the Super Mario Bros. theme song.*

14-year-old commenter with over 5k likes : "Plot twist: The other guy doesn't even know what Mario is."

by anonymously irritated July 19, 2020

plot bunny

An idea for a fanfic that may strike at any time. Sometimes they're great, sometimes they suck.

Mel: I was watching Grey's Anatomy, and Lexie broke Sloan's penis. So I've got this plot bunny where Harry breaks Draco's penis.
Jenna: What?! You need more sleep, hon.

by Gesterly January 24, 2009

thot plot

the act of being a manipulative whore in order to accomplish selfish goals

That chick fed me bars and fucked me, and when I woke up she stole my wallet. That bitch pulled a thot plot.

by Nrokzte January 21, 2017

missed the plot

A common term in British English indicating that the person named is completely clueless.

The company president missed the plot when he said that customers would be charged for service repair.

by headlessnick July 11, 2010

Lose the plot

Get really angry and lose your self-control. Derogatory, as implies that it wasn't a reasonable reaction in the circumstances.

After Dad saw my picture on the front of the porno DVD, he completely lost the plot.

by Observer52 September 6, 2005

Scatter Plot

Diarrhea that ends up on all parts of the toilet bowl, creating a scatter plot diagram... Much like how Dots end up all over a graph, also making a scatter plot

After I ate the XL Mega-Burrito from that Roach Coach I couldn't hold it till I got home and was left with no option but to leave a Scatter Plot all over the bathroom at work.

by Emperor BigDick July 9, 2011

Leaf Plot

Leaf Plot doesn't mean shit. It's just a stupid thing dumb bitches say to mess with you. A leaf plot is not a real thing!!!

Dumb bitch: "heyyy I like your leaf plot!"
Somebody who knows wassup: "FUCK OUTTA HEA WITH DAT BULLSHIT"

by iknowwasssup October 28, 2019