pity feel

The act of feeling (copping a feel) a female friends tits (boobs) and feigning support, although you actually feel sorry for them.

Cory went into the bathroom and gave Danielle a "pity feel," telling her she had amazing tits, but secretly feeling sorry for her.

by Marauder12 February 28, 2015

pity peck

When you give a guy a quick kiss so he doesn't feel bad about himself.

I gave John a pity peck. I didn't want him to feel insecure about himself,

by Otterpals April 26, 2016

Pity Crush

A crush you have when you hear about something bad for a person, and you start to develop feelings because you feel bad and care about them.

“You just have a pity crush on Jake because you heard about his dad”

by Galaxyzone22604 May 24, 2018

Pity Dicked

when a guy sends you dick pics/hooks up with you and tells his friends he only talks to you because he feels bad for you and never did that

did you hear that sophia got pity dicked by cooper?

i heard he just text her

by kjlhgasdf October 22, 2018

slut pity

This is the ambivalent cousin of slut shaming. Slut pitying occurs when people assume that a slut is only a slut because of insecurity, conforming to sexist standards, daddy issues, and the like. Slut pity assumes that a slut isn't a slut out of personal choice, personal discovery, or self-empowerment. Slut pity is generally a knee-jerk reaction and often comes from good intentions, though sometimes not.

Person 1: Trisha sleeps around a lot, she must be insecure.

Person 2: That's slut pity, which is quite judgmental. Maybe she just likes having a good time and is totally fine with herself.

by shannaro-bumblebee April 25, 2017

x.pityparty

one of the best melanie stan accounts to ever be created

they walked so other accounts could run<3

“Have you seen this melanie edit by x.pityparty??”

by urbsf May 5, 2021

I pity the fool

1) phrase that you insert, along with the word "who", before an action that someone had better not do if they don't want their ass kicked.

2) A sentence that you say right after someone else says they're going to do something you know aint gonna happen.

1) I pity the fool who eats the last cookie.

2) Some dude: Hey I'm just gonna eat this cookie here...

Me: I pity the fool.

by Dragon Ninja December 20, 2008