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pedography

pe·dog·ra·phy (pee-dog-ruh-fee)
-noun; plural -phies.

1. the science dealing with the cartographical differentiation of the geographical areas of the pedosexual, as shown in the character, arrangement, and interrelations over those immediate areas of such elements as number, age, appearance (including clothing choices), spirit and inclinations of pedolicious underagers, and of the unit areas formed by the complex of these individual elements.
The local pedosexual was delighted to find he'd moved into an area with an excellent <b>pedography</b>: three middle-schoolers, one quite flirtatious, another given to wearing tight jeans, the third with shiny blonde hair and bright blue eyes, all pedolicious, lived within three houses of his own and waited for the school bus outside his window, while more than that number of elementary aged children paraded past his front door on the way to and from their school.
by Mister M December 9, 2006
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Intellectual Pornography

A piece of writing that is so partisan, so indifferent to ordinary standards of truth, that it isn't even propaganda. It's not attempting to convince other people, or even to strengthen and bolster the faithful. It only exists to excite the believer, in the crudest possible way; it plays to arguments so shallow they can only occur in the privacy of one's own head without mortifying embarrassment. In other words, the intellectual version of pornography.
The article on Benghazi is so full of intellectual pornography that everyone at Fox News is going to braingasm when they read it.
by Bluebird_89 February 21, 2018
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pornography

I will now go and look at/watch/view pornography.
by Noodles February 19, 2003
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phonography

Britney's song Phonography is hot.

We had hot phonography last night.

I get off to phonography.
by Tim from SF December 19, 2008
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Phonography

The art of having phone-sex
Damn! That Britney sure does love Phonography!

My girl-friend's in Dakota, so we were up all last night havin' a lil' phonography
by cokeandpoprocks December 19, 2008
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Phonography

Sexual activity over the phone (aka phone sex). Normally involves the masturbation of both people on the line.
"I am into Phonography . So baby quit the chit chat and talk that dirty talk to me." said Cindy on the phone, as she began to unzip her jeans and carass her virgina.
by Amanda E. December 17, 2008
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pornography

To draw penises on an object or person, or add to a drawing to make it appear as a penis.
"Dude, you just pornographied my binder! Stop trying to pornography everyone's stuff."

Cock Rocket
by JLDC May 27, 2010
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