Pilfer

To have sex with someone's father. The object of the "pilfering" would be the son or daughter who incurred the act, and any siblings who subsequently learned of it would be unintentionally "pilfered" as well.

Evan pilfered Jacob and showed us the pics. Jacob's dad is a top; who knew?

by Dadslammer12 August 8, 2009

Pilfer

Not a word.

Tim: Pilfer IS a word!
Me: No it's not.

by Shifty Chele Shock March 6, 2009

Pivers

When a guy is taking a piss and gets the shivers and either misses the toilet or miraculously keeps control. Can be tough to keep control.

Bro, I just had the worst pivers. Almost lost control.

by weinershnizzle11 December 9, 2010

piler

An amount of defecation so voluminous that it creates a veritable "shitberg" which crests well above the waterline of the toilet.

I took a real piler this morning after eating so much last night.

by Splendidfalcon August 21, 2019

pillverizor

A small blue Tool used to crush pharmaceuticals so that they may be snaffle'd.

Yo man, you got your pillverizor on you? I need to crush up this O.

by weegee May 14, 2006

Pilfering

To rummage and occasionally take things that don't have a purpose

Whatre you doing ? Pilfering your shit

by Pilfersum October 9, 2016

pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.

He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004